Oxymoron+Poetry

Poetry Containing Oxymorons

** A Victimless Crime ** There once was a cat Who lived near a rat  The cat committed a **victimless crime**  He stole the rat's dime  He told him a **sincere lie**  He said, "It was the fly"  The **slightly pregnant** rat  **Silently screamed** at the cat  The **smart fool** of a cat  Ran away from the rat  "To **infinity and beyond**", yelled the cat  "I will catch you", screamed the rat  The cat stopped for a **ham steak**  Which the rat decided to take  That rat was a **wise fool**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">But the cat thought that was so **not cool**.

**<span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">Football ** <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">football is usually **nicely mean** <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">you use **advanced basics**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">to score points  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">against the other team  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">the sport of football  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">is **almost safe**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">it is a **randomly organized** sport  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">sometimes it runs  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">in the **school system**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">many people play football  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">it is always a good thing  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">to get a **jump start**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">there is lots of **harmless abuse**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">between teams  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">many **simple plans** are used  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">in football

<span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">Ninjas <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">ninjas are the **sound of silence**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">lurking in the shadows  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">ready to attack  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">there is no such thing as a **clumsy ninja**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">they are highly trained  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">no-one has ever said that a ninja has **lame skills**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">ninjas have the best skills you can have  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">some people think that ninjas are **pure evil**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">even though they only kill bad people  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">ninjas never do **mercy killings**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">they only attack people who deserve it  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">ninjas always have **enough time**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">they wait for the perfect moment to attack  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">you must always **expect the unexpected**  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">you never know when a ninja is nearby ninjas have attacked countless numbers of people  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">you never know when you're safe  <span style="font-family: Tahoma,Geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 170%;">ninjas are **unbelievably real**